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ALL ARTICLES FOUND HERE OR LINKED FROM THIS PAGE TO 2YOUNG FORUMS ARE OFFICIAL PROPERTY OF LEE DARDIS-MALONE. ANY BREACH OF CONFIDENCE OR PLAGERISM WITHOUT PERMISSION WILL RESULT IN LEGAL ACTION AND A KICK IN THE BALLS BY ONE ANGRY IRISH MAN
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Article Archives
Where i keep all my previous pages of dribble, come here for a laugh or to see any of my work
Movie Morons
--My first attempt at a comedy article and from what i've heard its the peoples favourite, my take on who to avoid at the movies
Festive Times?
--6 of the days before and after xmas 2005, me reliving the hell, and swearing!
Hogans One-Day Retirement Plan
--Hulk Hogan has been tied down by Mtv for a new series of Hogan knows best but what does The Hulkster do in his spare time?
why i'm better than Thierry Henry
--Va Va Voom? I could do better than that....
Rich Like Abromovich!
--Millions just dont do it anymore, its time to step up a gear and get Loaded!
The Nations Favourite Porno
--I asked a bunch of random people about porn. Guess what? everybodys a fucking freak!
WWE Wish-List
--Having Stephanie Mcmahon and Paul Heyman as your writing team wont cut it anymore Vince....
The Dream Team
--This Country need a Shake-up, and these guys are gonna clean the scum off the streets!
Lee DM helps the Ladies
--The first in a two parter, this is my way of directing traffic, if you're female then take a look
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Lee DM helps the Lads
--the second installment, this time for my own gender, if you're a dude then check this quick!
Hammer Time VS Chico Time
--This was a ticking time bomb, its a battle to the death to decide which time was better, that of the pathetic twat chico, or that of the baggy pantsed legend MC Hammer
Whats My Age Again? -- This one came about after i couldnt figure out some of lifes changes in us, oh and just because this article sounds serious doesnt mean it aint funny!
Shitting For beginners - I asked for an article suggestion and three guys just said "poop", so as my sense of will is dead and my inspiration is limited here is a guide to shitting. One for each gender
The Only Personality Test Worth Taking - I've had piczo for a while and Myspace for about a month or two now and these little quiz things everybody has are starting to bug me, heres the only one worth taking. feel free to post this on your site but make sure you have the link to this site with it!
How to improve your english - My unique and individually styled way at enhancing (and embracing) the english language.
Chit, Chat & Communication - So far my greatest work. Compared to others its longer, funnier and uncut. This is my take on the ups and downs of communication it its two main forms; on the net and on your phone!
50 Things, 50 Comebacks - after taking some time off to work on sports writing this is my first piece back. its 50 comebacks to a list i found on myspace telling men what to do :p
Crash Test Dummy - An evaluation of injuries and illnesses, along with a few of my personal crippling tendancies.
How To Piss Me Off On Myspace - Exactly what the title states people, a complete guide of the top ten things that yank my chain on the worlds biggest friend finding site. Enjoy, because I fucking won't!!
Quaint - A true life story here ladies and gentlemen, about how to screw your friends over and make them look like knobs. Death threat guaranteed :)